The Daily QWOP
bae: come over
me: do you have food
bae: my parents aren't home
me: are they coming back with food

nuggits2:

did you know if you say bloody mary 3 times in the mirror at 1am your mom will tell you to shut the fuck up and go to bed

sofapizza:

Mary had a little Snoop Dogg

sofapizza:

Mary had a little Snoop Dogg

wire-man:

There were no survivors.

wire-man:

There were no survivors.

reminder that black boys don’t need to be “good boys on the honor roll” for their lives to matter

wakingupinbakerstreet:

stealingcheese:

what kind of guys get into equestrian?

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I CHOKED

trangst:

"i’m not white i’m greek"

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dorkly:

Happy National Dog Day!

tehhufflepuffcompanion:

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

If homophobia were a conversation about food...
Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!
Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
Bisexual Person: I like both!
Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.
tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

mrseuss

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

mrseuss

nickyoungfanclub:

cumsh0t2theface:

nbacooldudes:

Nick Young  Los Angeles Lakers

Me

Same

vipcunt:

OH MY GOD