The Daily QWOP
mrseuss:

Yo yo yo. My sister is the realist #wcw yo.

mrseuss:

Yo yo yo. My sister is the realist #wcw yo.

weedjoke420:

me: whatever. *makes a grilled cheese*

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH
YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST
Cub: DAD STOP
Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK
Cub: DAD OH MY GOD
Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH

YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST

Cub: DAD STOP

Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK

Cub: DAD OH MY GOD

Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…

tastefullyoffensive:

[@themichaelrock]
Das some white people shit.
Usually said when one suggests an activity that can be dangerous to ones health and/or well-being. (via blackproverbs)
huffpostcomedy:

WE KNEW IT.

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

grim-doll:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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did-you-kno:

While patrolling a local casino, police in west Germany located a man who had a warrant for unpaid fines. They confronted him just as his slot machine struck a jackpot, and he avoided jail time by paying his fine on the spot. Source

did-you-kno:

While patrolling a local casino, police in west Germany located a man who had a warrant for unpaid fines. They confronted him just as his slot machine struck a jackpot, and he avoided jail time by paying his fine on the spot. Source

vintascope:

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vintascope:

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A strong friendship doesn’t need daily conversation or being together. As long as the relationship lives in the heart, true friends never part.
Lessons Learned in Life (via psych-facts)