The Daily QWOP
4gifs:

Pass this idiot. [video]

4gifs:

Pass this idiot. [video]

joshpeckofficiall:

this picture is so important

joshpeckofficiall:

this picture is so important

z-o-l-a:

My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.

jollygemma:

*tells friend good news* 

friend: “yeah but…” 

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eridantherudefish:

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

its a metaphor you see

nicestallion:

flitsy:

My Dash is slow.

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my dash isn’t

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missvoltairine:

do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed

hesolvescrimesifangirlaboutit:

pros-n-consofbreathing:

heyfunniest:

I CAN’T BREATHE

Neither can the dog

too soon

thisisthedoctorsdesign:

you see, it’s a metaphor

you nominate Leonardo DiCaprio for an Oscar but you don’t let him win

jonnovstheinternet:

So I heard it’s Earth Day

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Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young

happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage