The Daily QWOP

weavemunchers:

Text Flirting Tip: Don’t reply immediately. Play it cool, wait for a minute, then eventually forget to reply and ruin everything

dialupmodem:

did this person break up their own relationship

dialupmodem:

did this person break up their own relationship

boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families 

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

my meals in the summer
breakfast: 3pm
dinner: 11pm
more food: 1am
midnight snack: 4am
omgbuglen:

I’m sure this seemed like a better idea on paper

omgbuglen:

I’m sure this seemed like a better idea on paper

misterhayden:

Twitter // Gumroad // Website
haus-of-ill-repute:

Cats come in both liquid and solid form.

haus-of-ill-repute:

Cats come in both liquid and solid form.

heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: nice

*PETS a dog*

me: NICE

tastefullyoffensive:

Fake hair so real it’s… [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Fake hair so real it’s… [x]