The Daily QWOP

victoriouselise:

im afraid your son is completely obsessed with birds…we cannot bring him back…im sorry…he is a lost caws

explosm:

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explosm:

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tastefullyoffensive:

[mandatoryrollercoaster]
thepacificrimjob:

sorry guys i tripped

thepacificrimjob:

sorry guys i tripped

storms-for-lungs:

iwasateenagefaery:

joanne-and-deans-bacon:

I’M SAVING THESE TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE’S BRAINS

I just love the boy’s reactions i keep imagining a little boy screaming bedtime paradox and then immediately falling to sleep

tf is this

mrseuss
did-you-kno:

"Fearless" Felix Baumgartner is the 1st human to break the speed of sound without an aircraft. In 2012, he jumped from a capsule in space, 24 miles above New Mexico. He fell for over 4 minutes at 833 mph before he could open his parachute, then landed perfectly on his feet.  Source

did-you-kno:

"Fearless" Felix Baumgartner is the 1st human to break the speed of sound without an aircraft. In 2012, he jumped from a capsule in space, 24 miles above New Mexico. He fell for over 4 minutes at 833 mph before he could open his parachute, then landed perfectly on his feet. Source

tastefullyoffensive:

[explosm]
proudgayconservative:

lizardswarms:

Do it now.

This makes me uncomfortable.

proudgayconservative:

lizardswarms:

Do it now.

This makes me uncomfortable.

loltias:

Seeing people the same age as you doing awesome things with their lifeimage