Yo yo yo. My sister is the realist #wcw yo.
me: whatever. *makes a grilled cheese*
YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST
Cub: DAD STOP
Cub: DAD OH MY GOD
Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…
|—||Usually said when one suggests an activity that can be dangerous to ones health and/or well-being. (via blackproverbs)|
My anaconda will consider it
My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.
OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK
OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
OCTOBER IS TOMORROW
While patrolling a local casino, police in west Germany located a man who had a warrant for unpaid fines. They confronted him just as his slot machine struck a jackpot, and he avoided jail time by paying his fine on the spot. Source
Musée Européen de la Bière beer advertising posters 015
|—||Lessons Learned in Life (via psych-facts)|